Beware: hipsters decorating

Our business subscriptions to “My Family Mansion” and “Country Piles” magazines were due for renewal last week, so I decided to get the company up to date. Usually we hold our monthly staff meeting in the British Museum tea rooms before going to the opera, but I was worried things were getting a bit….stale.

“Hipsters!” cried our workmen. “They’re the thing. Influencers. Out with the fuddy-duddy culture – Parvin clients are Hip and Happening, On-Trend and With-It.”

“Well I’m grooving with you Daddio” I said.

“Cream walls” cried the painters. “That’s what people want!”.

“With real cream!”.

Hence the picture above.

Sheer genius, you’ll agree. And wait till you see our oatmeal carpets, chocolate upholstery and lemon sinks..

If Christmas is looming in your house, our up-to-the-minute and neatly bearded painting teams will make your house the place to be.

Call for our man with the tape-measure on 0208 946 5045 to discuss your options, or book a virtual quotation with RoboQuote

All the best,
Geoff Parvin,
Ready for a Biscuit