Parvin’s Paris Golds

I kept this one a bit quiet, in case some of my more timid customers might get overwhelmed by my new-found celebrity. But as the TV images focused on my smiling face rounding the final curve in the 4 x 100 litres, I knew the cat was out of the bag. Imagine – your local decorator storming to his third Paris Olympic Gold!

At just about that time, Mrs. Parvin reminded me with a swift kick – surely a foul? – that it was time to get up.

But no matter. Nobody can take that moment of triumph away from me.

I thought it would be a good time to reassure me that I am turning down any and all offers to become a professional athlete, and I will be continuing in my ‘umble role as your local painter.

I will not, loyal customer, be offended if you bring friends round to watch me deliver an estimate. I will sign all autographs, as usual with a 4-inch badger-thistle brush.

Call us on 0208 946 5045 and I’ll do the hard work from there. Our most wonderful Quoting Service can also be accessed here: book a virtual quotation with RoboQuote)

All the best,
Geoff Parvin,
Always a PB (Parvin’s Best)