Vote for a new coat of paint!

I’ve so far turned down all invitations from across the political spectrum to stand for the job of Prime Minister. It just seems to be too much of a reduction in status, though I understand my customers would love it.

Better, I say, to brighten people’s lives with a fresh coat of paint. Red, Blue, Yellow, Purple, Green – whatever takes your fancy. Even Black, if you’re an old Rolling Stones fan.

I wanted you to know that The Parvinettes are at your disposal for Everlasting Exteriors, Intriguing Interiors, and everything in between. Such as Distinguished Doors and Lovely Lintels.

In fact the Parvinettes (Peter, Penelope, Priscilla, Patrick and Graham) are ready to zip round at a moment’s notice to give you our very best Quintissential Quotation.

Call on 0208 946 5045 and prepare to be amazed. Or if you prefer the whole digital electronic modern interweb thing, feel free to book a virtual quotation with RoboQuote

All the best,
Geoff Parvin,
(AKA “Geoff”)